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joe's breath. everything i say has been deemed insensitiveg joe's , callous,lting. insulting, and by watching this. >> so wered by watching you. so let's go down the list ofwhat what's mea'sn. what is it these days? first off, i say bombel the cartels. those are the people who selll the drugs that kill 100,000 plus people here every year. but bombing them, how mean? is that someone couldth actually getat hurt? i might as well fire a cat by text instead like you wouldn't. yeah. mean >> so just on its face, let it's mean. so let the carte thel live on. but then so does the drug and xr traffickinafg. pedop innocent people get murdered. there's,, entire generationshi , go missing. so here's an idea.e hear me out.me let's build a wall. buil >> not bad, right? yeah, i know, i know.i i know. >> every democrat on tv has a wall around their private peopertyaround t.

why do that if it doesn't keep people out? now, some guy once tried? dos cl this, but he was called racist. >> and that's me. plus, walls won't really stop the problem, right? they'll just dramatically reduce it. >> o dramah, they laughed last d they have laughed at that slow group. okay, so let's let him in and we'll deal with these people later. bubut that's what fox said about kilmeade in 1998, still dealing with that problem. means >> so true. now, this means that the drugs can come in and kill boatloads of americans, but as a result, a re wthere be way more apartmeo and houses available for the millions of illegals. balland that's nice. just make sure to harvest their ballots. but then what about the junkies on the drugs? we could get them off the street, force them intoe maybe use them as audience members at the view.

but no. hink >> but don't you dare think ofvg moving them from your yard the.m that's mean. what about their rights to camp on the stree t where they get sick, spread disease, overdose and die? overworries that only be replacd by new ones. right. so you can still feel prettyes when you give them five bucks. doesn't that feel great when your subsidize behavior? >> and of course, you'll get more of it. ofe yo you're visiting this area anyway. meanwhile, law abiding had to give up years of their life during covid shutdowns cov. n but these folks could in theof p middle of park avenue as longm t as wasn't on a blm street mural. >> remember how meanre. re wast sa the question where covid came from? thah, don't say china. a country that ties ten year olds to a work bencath 15 hours a day without a en break. >> so you could have a fitbit to count your steps. a freedom. o >> better to blame some nameless peasant who got freed bowl of hot and sour bat

soup so we could pull off an impeachment hearing against the meanest man on earth. outside of me, donald trump. bopeacboy, was he mean, right? demanding that we stop being victims. gross. and don't you dare demand punishment for the smashin.g grabbers who cause stores to close in minority neighborhoods for good. come on. they need to feed their kids. have you ever tasted a louis fks battered bag? >> and it melts it. it melts in your mouth. >> roll it. and so they go out and they need to feed their child needy. y don't have mone so t you maybe have to they're n they feelsitio like they either need to shoplift some bread or go hungry. >> that night she's got a real o head on her shoulderuls. >> too bad it's filled with kitty litter and cat, but ,you know, unfair. >> see, i mean, i'm very mean, but at least for her, tending a

bar was an honesndt living. and i'll bet she wouldn't make excuses for somebody if they busteex d in, robbed w her place. meanwhile, we're paying for a war. a thnd milesa thousand miles awm but don't bring that up,ea. because that's mea n. the in the old days, you could write the left, especially where the loudest, but not any more. they make genghis khan look like a pacifist. >> look, it's just nicer to let hundreds of thousands of ukrainians hundr in a proxy war' they can't win. >> and what about your kidt ? >> he's only six, but he's confused. last year, he wanted to be last yr, but there were no activists interested in that. but noat. w it's all about gender, and that's easy. it would be mean not b to let hn explore the alternatives, like like, ation,mationat affirmation. >> doesn't that sound nice does >> he said. rolls right off the tongue. unlike mutilatiounliken, that'st mean. so trust the activistsso suc slash teacher because they've made such a success of their livea livess. >> just ask all of their cats.

i kid trusting a child to an activist is like trusting sa m to guard your luggage. a 28 or jesse watters to guard your rogaine or obama to watch your dog. you don't remember? yeah. we ate a doga . the audience doesn't remember that. wellr , that's actually the audience. >> and proud of you. yeah yeah.. what's the point of me being mean if you don't do your homewor.k? lik so, yeah, fascism doesn't come in like a hammer. it massacre aids as a fluffy therapy hamster with a non-binary a pronoun. ecompet nice and competenc that's redefined as mean by the most incompetenten people alive. they couldn't spell dog if you spotted them. the d, the o and thee g. america is now living under undr a no parent household.ea

no curfew, no control, no idea who is coming in or going out of the house at night and its salvation is ignored by those in power ise i. because why would you save something so awful like the unitedlike states? b >> that would be mean less. well, scary, i guess so.oesn't cool. he doesn't need a c usedd applau to house. >>se,. he's like a spare tire g, dirtys and fits in the truck. comedian and co-host ot f the jr naughton and sam roberts show, jim naughton. even exercised afraid of her. afx news contributor kat timpf . and finally, a pool cue is his o anothpicx k. my massive sidekick in the nwa world, heavyweight champion tyrus.

how you doing there, jimmy? >> oh, good drag.g how are you? you look great. thank you. i feele good. >> that was nice, by the way. nc not mean. no, thank you. you know what's interesting? >>i. you get that a lot, don't you? that people think of you as lomean perso n because you happen, to be honest. yeah. part of it is also jimd standing. like i was dating someone and i slept with someone else in ouren family. yes. and she said, you're mean. i go, no, i'm just>> jim: hot. i can see how she might be upset. yeah, but she has no right to call. you mean? ca. solutelyt to you're sharing your love? absolutely. and she's had no right to judge her own grandmother eithers noo judg. . >> look, she was putting it outi there. shnge who? i believe i wasn't the only one. yeah, yeah. so when first met tyru 's whes, it's my base, baby. that's why, he's. >> all right, i'm going to move on. was there anything important

wa to add?le beitant i can't remember. i love what you said about people being mean. and you're right. an unpleasant is now disagreeable. is now meadisagrn. if someone doesn't like it, it's mean. it's not them misinterpreting it. .it's your mean for saying it?in yeah. when you know i'm from the 70s. i' to, you know, push a kidt ouoft of a wheelchair, shoot a horse like then you look like that guy is mean. yeah. now, if it's just if you don't w don't giv give somebody trigger warning, you're considered mean and you're cruel. and it's just. it doesn't mean anything. >> yeah. yeah. >> it to me that if you have any kind of, like, i would say, like a cod ae or like a moralini principle that comes offpl as meae n, right?n if you actually live by certain things. yeah, absolutely . e they >>'r i mean, what do you expect from a country with a champion, everybody. so, yeah , i mean, i mean, so sa we got to understand the play that they play, right? it's -- it's demonizing or

and dismiss. right. so they first they demonize whatever your argument is or peopp of people withit the argument, and then they dismiss it. and really what it is, is they want. want to stop higher level thinking, high level conversation because high level conversation leads. >> this leads to solutions. >> and solutions are the antithesis to the democratic party. mm-hmm. and, and it's true. >> know kat, some people think> i mean to you. yeah. tha >> yeah. where would they get that ideat ? if you do me a favor, don't talk to the audience. yeahce, i, i, i can't believeg she's only been doing this for two years. really? it feels a lot longer. decad longer? diff, although might have a few differences with you in terms of ideas of policy that you put forth in your monologue.

i don't think that you believing those things makes you mean other things do.e >> yes. and i really actually kind have to respect you rebranding your meanness as principledly. conservatism. >> thank you tha.nk y yeah, it's -- it's quite it's quite a brilliant marketing move on your parve on but i get as a libertarian, i get i get thisrtarian, for otu things too, right? yeah. yeah. and in general, i would say can gecalledat mean or at least i've been called mean because people fail to understand the differencevern between not thinking the government is thmentbeste by to solve a problem and then just not caring about the problem at all when really reall those are completely different thing. >> that's the whole yeah, it's the whole point i'm making. you should be saying greate t ma thank you for that amazing monologue because it's libertarians that are usually smeareg thanr thatog the most insensitive, cold hearted people. yes, but we also want to bombye, mexico. pa yes, it does. is there a little part ortf you that does there's a little part of, you know,

i'm a mom. we were at a party the other night. we were drinking. and remember, you, none of that. i wouldn't mind bombing mexico just onc >> kat: e. none of that's true. that can't be cross mexico. : no >> the book tour?ne yeah, they're not. they don't get american books there. ohhe, but mine, you know. m >> yes. i think one day i'm just going to do it for goingo both of us, >> yeah, i think i'm not going to get even. >> even on the earlier on the five. you made a great point. u madeand you were talking about even scientists write, which bee is really mean, is telling the truth or askingon a question., that's when they call you mean and you talk utabout scientists, how they are more caught up in the mob than the own.nd they rather make up an own story and stick to their outcome opposed to if something changes. so if it's decidedchf it's you'a

because you're questioning everythingusning you're supposd t like if you have a fact, it's not my truth. so you and that's what we're fighting against. so you're mean because you question'rou things, you're mean because when something comes out, she's a libertarian. the government, we all have wea to wear masks or we're all going to die in goggles. but why? oh we're al, she's mean. what's your question? yeah. you want to kill grandma? oh, , i. >> we could go back to the old days where punching a horse and kicking a kid out of kicki wheelchair, you be like, wow, that guy's mean. now, if you and i wentng grandms child will care. she'd take the kicking spree. they'd be liken., how you? a >> but it's our truth. and you're just being mean. g >> yes. hold the horse. yeah. ould >> and we'd be like, it's our truth. no. yeah. thi and i do think as a comic, i think mine is funnier. eake i've always me and mynier. are mean to each other. exactly. nobody. >>ctly. to like. you know what's more funny? somebody successfully walkin g down the stairs or somebody falling down the stairs. >> yeaowh, well, and the whole

life. the whole life stick doesn't work. i came home from the road, and she was nice. yeah. this to me made me a meal of food. >> yes. yeahi floam twas nicede, i camo she tried to kill me three times and make me raise children ra >> even have my hair. see? se i don'te? >> that works. >> tt. h >> that's a me woman.omed all right, up nextic, relief frm the commander in chief after america. >> can we talk? this is a talk show because. nobody does it better than talk nation on fox nation. just imagine this scenario. talk nation is the only place you can get all of these shows. let's be really clear. i think he's got a little bit too far. will cain podcast the scandal like it's . plus talk nation has all the outkick shows. i cheerleader clay travis. welcome back to the games for girls podcast. tomi lahren is fearless starts right now and so much more wildly unscripted comedy

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visited a y yesterdasiay ty. witness firsthand the destruction and tragedy in the wake of the historic wildfire. joe hasn't seen destruction like that since he passed inflation reduction act. litica political humor. he was also forced to leavehu his luxurymo tahoe vacation.tion as a result, he had to cancel three bicycle crashes andnd four pony tail sniffing. yeah. ha ha ha. s go the other little girls thi go around this little thins g. anyway, joe tried to offer sym sympathypa with an off told stoy 20out a small kitchen fire he experienced in 2004. but it provided comic relief04. i wonder what happened 15 years ago when he wappeneds in washinn doing meet the press on a sunday sunday. 5 year >> 15 years ago, i wass in washington doing meet

the press. it was a sunny sundayt and lightning struck at home on a little lake outside of our home like a big pondla biand had a wire and came up underneath our home into air heating ducts. the air conditioning ductcond magalongitio short. i almost lost my wife, my 67 corvette, and my cat.t thin >> just think, if joe had lostad his corvette, he wouldn't any place to store all those classified dogs. >> but. but that's. what's here's what's really disgustingv his famous kitchen fire story we've heard over over again. >> it's been called intoestion question more than once that . kitchen inferno has been called into question more often than joe biden's doctor degree.

>> that blaze was doused in 20hy minutes, despite biden saying in the past that they almost oslost a couple of firefightersh and had a house burned down h with hisis wife in.appene it didn't happen like that. enh what happened at the end of biden's presser when someone offered him some water water? >> i mean, clearly guy is somewhere else other than thrth. but i said it before. this is the quietest tragedyiett ever. as glenn greenwald accurately noted. bush was mauled for merely flying over new orleans during katrind a, and ted cruz wasa an mocked for fleeing texas during an electricity crisis. but the media won't dare give equal treatment to biden. >> what's joe got to say?oe g no, noot. fered, look, look. i've suffered, man. i can relate. not only did i get struckone

by lightning, but one time at the delaware beach house afterai hunter was there for the weekend, we had a bit ofku a plumbing back in one of the bathrooms. and, i mean, the toilet exploded mean,. nl it was like it could only be compared to the mighty mauna loa volcano. and evermighty since then, i'ved a great connection to the hawaiiand ever people. >> you know, the bottom line p here? if he can't even puleopl thisf something this straight forward, you know, visit griev and comfort to people who are grieving, then how can we inreally that he's in charge ofs this country? >> i don't want to joe's totally out of it. but the next island he wants to visit is the one where seven castaways set sail on a three hour tout r on a boat called the minnow hotel. yeah, this is not about i don't think this is about biden being cruethisdel, being aloof. >> he's not there.

and shouldn't there be somebody who's in charge of preserving the dignito's in preservy of thu of sending him places wherey in it's embarrassin placeg. couple >> oh, man.th well, there's a couple of things that's wrong here. first of all, the factat's wt om they're allowing biden to move all around like this. and we haven'tl around l kamala. yeah. shows you that the illuminati said the table's we can't let go. no, no, you're.n su i'm not even sure i know what the illuminati is. sure, i know who they are. is. i don't know. >> who do you do that? i be a member of them. >> if i. if i only filled out that form . >> but then.hi but then they offer him a cut, right? and they wonder whcup, rig y they offere him a cup. why didn't he drink from the cup wells? cause if they have put a sign sg on it said whites only here to drink that body. drank body. s

>> well, biden makes makes bush's katrina situation look, mlk, a selma. >> yeah, just a poormish mishandling. it is baandling.d. >> all right, tyrus, where do you go? i just stopped. stop, don't even ask me that question. even askare we in so much troub? >> huh? oh, it's not even funny. could you? if i was a dictator in anye ge country, i'd be like, get a meeting with him now. meetin nowby the time it's over we'll have nebraska. the midwest will be ours. knowdwllt he's lost. he didn't know where he was. h yeah, and the only thing he.ep]. >> but he corrects himself on the dummy. mm-hmm. it wasas a l a. >> no, it was a pond. oh, yeah. now you've got my attention heating. it was air kids. no, no, i remember it was n a heating duck. was it? but the truly sadness of thisul whole thing is that the president comingy supposed

is supposed to be the sign that good times are ood tn the way.ts the president's here. he's going to take care of things. it's going to be bettegoing to o and i just want to remember a time, the last time a president showedr t up. o do we have the footage of the last time a president showed up? e st timcan we run it, please? >> i just want us all to remember this. you remember that? r yeah. oh, yeah. look at thatr president. they're actively there in a flood. a floo? thehe doing them paper towels and dormant paper. the they had a need, and he was there. throwi he was positive. he's here. i'm help. he's throwing towels. he's sending moneyng and. he's being presidential. and they still had a problem with thastilm witht. yeah, but i will take throwing towels instead of just someone ase s youk you a glass of water and you think it's a race? yeah. you just take off. thi >> cat, why do you think he keeps it? do you think he actuallyme believes that story happened? >> it did. i mean, it can'tan c because, l, it's been called into question so many times. yeah bn i, he said the house bd

down with his wife in. >> yeah. so you think that he would remember? that's not true. wheneverould sees his wife is te ? nothere., i'm not a doctor. but he. but neither. yeah, i mean, forever and ever. >> people were lik e black joe. he's not going to maui. he's not going to maui. why is he not going to maui? that'sotgoing i think what ans the question is him going to maui. >> that's why, like, whatever. like, why he go. >> then he goes there like, ohe yeah, that day. yeah and. caus >> they got to get him out of there fast because it was only a matter of time before he started about how he was o actually raised by hawaiians. yeah, yeah. and sugar cane pop. sugad sugar pop? yes. yeah. he used to hang out with mcgarrett. i know it's bad to do thish

tragedy for like, you know, it's easy to do, but in case this is crazy, right? i mean, he's just. he's the typ e of old where if he's getting his teeth cleaned, he's just going to touch of the dental hygienist. st >> like he just walks away, talks into thi an air.y, yeah. i didn't mind the kitchen story. i thought it was fascinatingt i i feel for joe biden.ike i mean, his wife looks liktoem tom petty petty. rest his soul. yeah, the man is doddering. it's not even about politics.ob it's nothing to do with politics. like i like robert kennedy jery it's the fact that he is just a doddering blithering at this point and he's the leader of the free world and he literallre kind of walks off the way your grandfather does. >> pop-pop, come. back.

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like looking at the footage and reviewing it and deciding what to post. >> yes, that's well, that's what everybody does when they show skinrybodydoes w. >> it's a it's a i call itri chris cuomo thing. cuomo >> chris cuomo would take a thousand pictures of himselfwo . ask me how i know jim comey. hey, which one should i do?ld i but, you know, i love i just think this might be a little thirsty. >> yeah. veand asking you to do the samem thing puts up and it's childlike. it's like somethin: d the sameg you're 15 to make a girl go, god, you're cute. >> and they'reo go all trying to prove that they're fit compared to biden. but that's not a high bar. r. yeah, you don't. you don't have to do that. just. just go like this. i have a pulse. yes, we e we do create a video o yourself eating soup and getting into your mouth. oh, my god. >> tyrus, you consider tennis a sport? yeah, absolutelya . yeah

thousand percent. but, i mean, like, i like the v bs. cool. i like. i like what he's doing. i justhe's what what the mainstm media is, is letting us also know thaa t he's hitting thosehe tennis, that children in wheelchairs just so him being shirtless takes him level of stuff. but the evil republicans, you knowyou know, it's what's b in all of this. and plus, i'm not sure nikkinote haley would be real excitedted about whole topless. yes. oh, she would haveaboue whole r advantage, though. >> but yeaveh. oh, i'm sorry. i'm a breeder of butter with so amazing about this debate. coming up is the diversity. oset and it's the party that's supposed to not be diverse ao tt all. and we have men, women we have.d and it looks like a man with ancestry from india overoing to be the pack leader . yeah, this is over like because obviously president trump is not in it. trt guys are all fighting and the conversation.

switching from desantis to v man. yeah. so you know and i think that's an amazing thing in this country right now. it's something in my lifetime thaty right someth be proud to my grandchildren about, not anytime soonout, not, but like,t i'm just saying, like it's at n amazing time and it's no one's talking about it. lo you'll seeboardit. up there. and white is not the dominant. yeah i'm there and everyone, e . their hair is not white yet it's well except for pants. that's not his fault. he was born that way. w yeah. he also doesn't have sweat glands. yen thats, i like vivi too. >> yeah. i like to think this is cool. >>actually. >> don't like it. oh, i was surprised with scott, but he's a smartvi would dos better. i thought scott me doing better right now and he's not. i don't know what he'snot.he is, thing like i'm objective right so i don't like vivi but i don't like vivi for every reason why he's the bestivek tru candidate outside of trump. and it's because he's the grifter,mpit's jus right.hing >> and this shirt off thingre is a pure example. why do you think he's grifter? otep:

because look at him. he's preparing for his job aftebeng forr he the election. mm-hmm. like. like that's exactly what this is. he's like. this is whi want to cover all as so after i lose the election, they know i have a nici e maybe, hollywood a call me up or,lywood you know, he's covering all angles. >> we might see him in a one star movie, so who knows? >> i don't know. he already, e hi got a call from shirtless tennis guy monthly. s i'm the publisher, by the way. g it's amazingot what i can do in my garage. >> do have time for the next story because i love this. story. >> a new report finds that most of the human brain in the smithsonian collection were gathered without h consent, meaning that they state they were grave. ,that they actually stoleal their brains from, like, burial grounds and stuff. >> who cares? i mean, they're like sayinghe they're going to give them back to the relative. like, do you reallelativesy your uncle's brain from 1905? >> what do you look at it in a

jar? who care is? >> i.t is true. i mean, maybe. u goin >> maybe tep. it's like, how else are you going to get it back then? i mean k . they didn't have, you know, how you can like on your driver's license you can click organ donon clr. yeah. they didn't have cars back then did they. yeah i when i saw this storyd e i didn't get it because i'm like i thought everything in the museum was stolenw this. >> yeah. i have like, literally everything. >> everything? yeah. every year. stolenreally eve or it's broken.n or it's like my wife took me to some place when it was all just brokebroken.n dishes. >> yeah. what the heck is they dropped it when they were stealingt bro. see, i hope our smash wer and grabbers today are more careful with the things that they steal for the future. >> museums? yeah witwhat. ain, >> again, they didn't con give consent. yeah. what do you take them out when

you. .keimi feel like that guy's aboo die. hey, sir, if you don't make it through this weekend , we haveugh th your brain. and of course, the average person's like, yeah, i don't care. i'm deadis weeke w. i don't need it. like, you know, just a lot of the abnormal ones. they probably shouldn' t have kept. >> but you see, like, pass now consen>> did yt forms in 1789, you know, in the future going gonna have a museum here monstes inr brain cat what do, t you think. >> yeah. i mean when your braino yo up fr being stolen. i feel like you consent to stuff anymore. no. right. solysentgs i don't i agree.k me i didn't i this isn't shock me. like, of cours e, of course itt ta was. nobody consented to their they just take the brain and whateverkeain an going to b, i don't know i think wow i don't know. nobody cares. why is there a terrible story. what? noobbed cares. t? i mean, it was my favorite story and nobody cares about babies. bring up. the fact that they murdered him. yeah, they murdered these people. >> maybe tthey signed the conse. when you need the brain now, click thank phone. than>> pk. all right, we have a better story, by the way. this one, this

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is making them d but th more depressed. >> oh, i found this story to be completely offensive. yeah, like gen z thinks they're sad. like as a millennial kid, they have no idea what sad is. >> they're like the most thatha it's like, okay, like they use dashboard confessional taking back taking back sunday had lyrics like you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath, i'd apologize for bleeding on your shirtmy we're running around singing that at 15 years old oc i was so sad. i listen to so much sad music. my mom took my cds . she was like, this is making you too sad. i wasn't just sad, i was pathetic. i' awaecaused d be talking to guys on like. instant messenger and i would be like, be right back. solk t then i could put it away. message with like weezer lyrics, like describin riggr feelings for him through the vehicle of weezer. >> so that went so s that when he replied k that way, message would come back up and then he'd a the like, oh, i know that's about me and she likes me. that's so cool that she likes the bands that i like e. i >> so for them to be like, oh,li gen-z is really sad. they don't know about being sad . >> they don't know about being

sad. you knows real sa? i gm, gm. i like upbeali upbt musieac. as you know, my favorite song is the sarah mclachlan song that they play in that homeless dog ad.n >> oh, yeah, ith, i hear that. get a i get a spring in myn step. i it's incredible. do you are you affected by music. oh we had this conversatioted b. a while ago. your song makes me sad greatly. happy birthday count getting me sr yeah i'm no, no the funnyn thing is in the seven yeaht it there was sad music bute nose it's too on the nose now. yeah you know what i mean? i like to cry because i'm sad. it's just hanging like we had upbeat, fun music that turned out to have a murder like the copacabana is a very upbeat dancinmug. in it's fun. and then like, everyone's having a great time and they see, you know, you know, rica ml tony, lola's an alcoholic by herself dyingow alone. like there was sad music back then masquerading as a great part

y. that is true. yeah. by the way, tara, yesterday we i talking about this bohemian rhapsody. the killed somebody in the firt line, and then another one bites. >> the dust queen was advocating murder. we didn't seem rhapsod to. no. yeah, i'm sorry. y, the new sad is notice me, because if you're sad and your head's down, then someone's going go, what's the mattes r. >> oh, see, i don't do that. ae like, unless. unless you were on alln fours yelling at the gods. why did this happen to me wit with like some form of blood and both hands. cuse m and even then i'll be like, excuse me, i'm not. i'm not participatin notg is wh this is about. they're not sad, mary. you have nothing to be sad about. >>en'sbeabout.en'she the last t? 15 minutes ago. okay. is there a roof over oka? i your head? yeah, but it's only two stories. boom. stw say hey, hey, go get.

i want to.home t i want the viewers to note thate we do not advocate shooting people when sad. >> no, but if you must make sure you have a strong exihateg. strategy. >> yes. oh,. oh, the last>> greg: you want. >> add that you like sad get sick. yeah, let's see that. >> illuminati list has got another name. her that is whatever gets me out oft child support. come get mever gs me oe. here's the problem. okay? these kids don't go outside. they don't get new probls. they don't touch grass. i'm hearing that kids is 20 years old. they're no ocht getting no. geti >> sngo they're not touching grass and they're not touching these. ng gra >> okay, then they did this school. they messed upssuching ass. and, to teach it. >> mr. smith. mr. smith, i got a question for thu ther te mr queste. >> mr. smith turns around it like it's mrs. smith to you. i'd be sad to.d be yeah, i'd be sad soon. hey, man. all right, we've got to move a on. she sharedmen. mom's goal of wok

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to bear-ola woe a since she was her former stripper mom gave her one of her old costumes. is this great parenting at itsi finest or is this stripper nepotism? >> thit pas i had a teardrop. yet at the beauty of this, this poor old stripper on her dining bed knows she has someone to give her ping pons s someg be if you're at home, you notay only love to play ping pong, they play ping pong. i didn't see anything. yeah, they played it. they played a different though>s . >> yes, they do. they paddle. no paddles nw, this is absolutey disgusting and horrible. all this licentiousness. you never mention the names of thesneve e ladies, though. >> can you say are you satisfied bosses? >> you do not want to do a mother daughter strip tandem lap dance? i don't think that would

be wise because what do you do? you starseif you sooking at loot the daughter, then the mother is going to start getting mad. start looking at mad.oking at t. then something's wrong with you . that's not. that's not what happens now. no. what ends up happeningwhatnds up is thevetera mom used her old veteran skills. and you get more impressed with mom because she's old you t school and knows everything. and then the daughter gets upset. so i've hearg d. sexi all right, there's something sexist going here.r cat guys follow their dad's footsteps into like, hey, my dad repairs septic tanks. i'm going to repair septic tanks. and now we're making fun of this poor woman because she's following in her mother'fs high heels. >> okay, so this one'she notr' m ,right? >> okay. all right. >> mak. ing sure i think that definitely she was probably pretty popular inr defn in school because the mom probably also definitely let all of her andt al h friends dro in the house. >> mm. what else did they learn? everything. : we'r yeah, but we're not making fun of her wanting to be

a stripper. i think the part that's bothering everybody is she didn't tha to give her her old gear. i'd be like, my dad played football. i thind gear. k. i don't know. i heard rumors, but. and if i did aw up know him andw up with him one day he said, here's my jockstrap, son. now you can go play ball my . , i'd be like, no, like all that. you don't want tha nt transferre down. i mean, all the stuff here, usually they burr stufn them. as yeah. i mean, no one. why? this was my favorite g-string from m gn th in the day. >> yeah. no, no, my dad gav e me his jockstrap. >> i didn't know what it was. i thought it was a chinstrapstrr and now you know. all right, we'll be right back. the stages set a gop candidate, one nation, become the next president of the united states. who will make their move? who will stand out in the first republican primary debate?

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